Jessica Simpson

She’s is a piece of work isn’t she?

Jessica has always been known to speak her mind, no matter what idiotic thing she has to say. Lately she has really been running her mouth in the media, saying the weirdest things ever!

On Ellen, Jessica admitted she doesn’t brush her teeth. She uses mouthwash and she flosses, but she only brushes about three times a week and sometimes she uses a shirt to clean them instead. This is all because she doesn’t like her teeth to feel too slippery. Oh, don’t worry, she claims to always have fresh breath and white teeth.

On Leno, she revealed that she’s become addicted to Nicorette gum after a friend accidentally gave her a piece, thinking it was regular gum. She explains that it feels like fireworks in her mouth and it gives her the energy of three Red Bulls. It also gives her the ability to talk a million miles an hour. I don’t think she had a problem with that to begin with.

Recently she said in an interview, “I’ll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I’m just in a hang-out mood, I won’t even wash it. I’ll wait until it smells.” It’s been said that she only washes her hair a few times a month based on the advice of her good friend and hair stylist, Ken Paves. Um. Gross.

Where is her dadager (dad/manager)? Why isn’t he stepping in and telling her to stop? I think it’s time for home girl to shut her mouth. Literally.