i am starting a diet today.
i am not going to starve
but i am going to eat less. drink less. smoke less.
i am going to work my body into shape
and a sexual frenzy.
i'm gonna want to take my shirt off
and show people my guns, abs
and probably my unfortunately shrunken boobies.
i am going to have energy.
i am going to feel good.
inside and out
and in front of a mirror.
i love food
and i love curves
but it's time i made a change
and showed my body the respect it deserves
it demands my utmost attention
and i'm gonna give it
just us wait and see!
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