Guest Post by Handbags & Handguns: What Celebs Want For Christmas

Hotpants™ from Handbags & Handguns was one of my first followers and blog friends. She’s a vampire loving, celebrity gossip knowing, sometimes sarcastic, always hilarious mom of two cute kiddos. I can't say enough about her. She's just plain awesome.

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As a lover of all things celebrity, I've often wondered what the ladies and gents of Tinseltown want for Christmas. Do they want a Keurig coffee maker like I do? Do they want speakers for their car like my husband? Do they want video games or jewelry? What about gift cards or cashmere sweaters? This year, I was finally able to take a trip to Hollywood. I asked. They answered. Let's see what they had to say.

Lindsay Lohan, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
I want an orange Berkin bag to match my spray tan and a 'get out of jail free' card.




Jennifer Aniston, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
I want a silver Range Rover and a healthy baby.




Angelina Jolie, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
I want world peace and Jennifer Aniston's baby.




Justin Bieber, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
I'd love to be able to take my girlfriend on a date without any cameras around. I'd also really like chin hair.




Chuck Norris, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
There is no Santa Claus. On Christmas Eve, Chuck Norris circumnavigates the globe in his pickup truck dispensing gifts to good children and roundhouse kicks to bad ones. The children, upon receiving these kicks, die.




Suri Cruise, what do you want from Santa Claus this year?
I want a date with Ryan Gosling. RIGHT NOW!




There you have it folks. Stars are JUST LIKE US!