got in this to get into technology

revolutionary advances

and carpeltunnel

ergonomic instructions

mugs with mug rugs

fake plastic plants

rubber band cannonballs

and coupons to the food court

ahh my chair swivels and rolls

as to assist me to the water cooler

without bipedal interaction

or use of interpersonal skills

god they were foolish to teach me

how to build a resume

it's even more foolish to think

i would need one