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Heartaches Pilot 16

Shaniqua's puppet show amusements are to no avail.CONTINUED FROM:http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/2010/05/heartaches-pilot-5-ponzis-pity-pooch.htmlRoxy sighs: "It's no use, Shan. I just have to face a life without fuzz."Downtown, Mrs. VanPelt has fainted and is dragged off by her loving husband.Curly Fuzz Poodle has come to a momentous decision.He is about to share it with all his fans. He pulls

Heartaches Pilot 15: the Ponzis Pity The Pooch

Poor old abandoned Curly Fuzz Poodle wanders the cold cruel city streets alone.He puffs on a discarded doggy bone; his sole comfort in a world fated against used toys.He gives in to his destiny.A rich corporate magnate and his wife happen to be taking a stroll downtown to see how the lower-half lives. Mr. Ponzi, a dog-lover, stops and sees the ragged dog. "Hey Sweetums. Look! A poor homeless mutt

Heartaches Pilot 14 : Puppet Trauma Theater

Shan comes over with her own hand-made puppet collection. She puts on a funny show to try to cheer Roxy up and make her forget about her great loss. Shan waves Fuzzy Bunny's whiskers on Roxy's nose. Roxy resists happiness.The trauma begins. Instantly the cute puppets attack each other's most personal weaknesses."Oh yeah? Well I hate you, Gooney-Thing! You're nasty and ugly!" yells Fuzzy Bunny. "

Heartaches Pilot 13 - March Of The Inanimate Brigade

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Heartaches Pilot 12 : Oh Unkind Fate

Roxy: "But you don't understand, Shan! Curlyfuzz has never been out on his own before! He needs love and the warmth of human kindness!"Dissolve to Doggy Divorce Court in the seedier part of town. We hear a gavel smash down hard on wood. Judge V.O. "Court is in session"Spaz the Bulldog addresses the court: "Your honor, I'm afraid this marriage is a sham.""Lord knows, we tried to make it work, but

Heartaches Pilot 11 - Shan's call

At home, Shaniqua dials Roxy's number to see if she is feeling any better."Hey Rox! Do you feel better now that you've been home for awhile? Let's go hang out by the Catholic school tonight!"Roxy: "you'll never believe what my own mother did, Shan!! She threw out Curly Fuzz Poodle!!!"Shan: "What!!? No way! He was your favorite toy!! What did she do that for?"Roxy: "Because she HATES me!!" Shan: "

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Heartaches Pilot 10: Revision and thanks

A stray mutt enters the scene. He's curious as to who's asleep. There's just one way to find out.He recognizes the spoor - and yet something's not quite right.It dawns on the nose what the added sweet tinge of the odor signifies. This causes a jubilant indian dance.He summons all his buddies to share the happy news.Everyone scrambles and butts in each other's way to enjoy a whiff of the romantic

Heartaches Pilot 9 : Junk Yard Dog

While poor Roxy mopes and frets about the fate of her beloved fake poodle, let's take a slight interlude and visit the seedier part of town the next day. At the local dump, we see a brawny bulldog digging through the trash looking for discarded treasure.He feels something interesting and yanks it out of the refuse. Hmm...what the heck is this thing?He flips it over a few times and studies it.He

Heartaches Pilot 8 - Fluff Balls

After being sent to her room without Springbok, Roxy sits on her bed and longs for her Curly Fuzz Poodle. Everything reminds her of him.Especially the little colorful balls of false Poodle fur he left behind.She instinctively takes each dusty ball of fluff and sticks it to herself.Her Dream Pets worry about her weakening faculties."This looks bad, man" says Mr. Pinky PooPig. Raspy Rhino agrees:

Heartaches Pilot 7 - Retracting Mystic Eye

Dad's mystic evil eastern eye shoots guilt demons into his unbeliever mate.http://www.spiritrock.org/Using the western concept of cause and effect, she smacks the mystical orb before it can inject its full powerBack home to its warm hair haven it bounces.Father and Daughter reject Mom and she reacts with the extreme violence of soft pees.A dark cloud unloads its terrible contents upon what was

Heartaches Pilot 6 Bitter Repast

Continued from episode 5At dinner, Roxy is not very hungry tonight.Mom notices the aura of depression around the table but tries to ignore it."MMMM! This roast Springbok is really scrumptious if I do say so myself!"Roxy's head drops onto the mashed potatoes.Mom's chewing slows as she tries to maintain her estrogen levels."OK, OK, what's with all the long faces? Did someone die?""I know you're mad